Ex-lax
noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel. Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!
View Articlenilla waifer
Basically your average white chick; not remarkabley attractive, not hideous either, and a bit on the thin side; as in the Nilla Wafer cookie. Used sometimes by black folks to describe a white chick or...
View Articlebutter
Word used to describe any one bad quality about a female, as in "but her...." Lady Gaga has a butter face.J-Lo has butter cookies.Kelly Rippa has butter tits.That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!
View Articlebutter boobs
When a chick is hot all over "but her boobs".See butter face. Kelly Rippa, Nicole "Coco" Austin, and Kelly Bensimon have butter boobs.
View Articlenilla killa
1) When black mojo trumps white mojo. Damn! D'ju see Qwame come rollin up and pimp Dane's girl off him?Yeah, dat mofo's a real nilla killa!Also see: killa nilla.
View Articletweetfreak
Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or...
View Articlejank
Stank junk. What else? Dude, you'll never get a BJ with that jank your packing. Go wash your dick, you filthy monkey ass.
View ArticleVente
A word that reported means "20" in Italian, but at Starbucks it simply means extra-large. I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I...
View Articledolphin
The best meat in the tuna can. (Tuna Can Label) Warning: (1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no...
View ArticleiHancock
Signing your signature digitally or electronically on digital pen pad, touch screen or on an Adobe file (or some other simiarly secure software) to send over the internet. Cashier: Just swipe your...
View Articlekilla nilla
A white guy who is perfectly cool, collected, and comfortable in his whiteness so as to be attractive to woman, of all ethnicities, backgrounds and creeds. Dexter just got to the club and like half da...
View ArticleGrande
A spanish word, supposedly meaning "large", bastardized by the Starbucks marketing machine to mean medium; their 16oz coffee. I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always...
View ArticleShort
The small coffee size at Starbuck's; the only size on the menu there that makes any sense (et al Tall, Grande, Vente). "Short" is the smallest size Starbuck's offers, but you'll only get this if you...
View ArticleTall
Starbuck's term for "small" by default. While Short is supposed to be their "small" it's doesn't appear on the menu for hot drinks. Customer: Wait...I ordered small, hot latte. It's supposed to be 8...
View ArticleVente
A word that reportedly means "20" in Italian, but at Starbucks it simply means extra-large. I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I...
View Articlemarketing machine
The constant, incessant and relentless assult on the senses of the public and individual's alike by the corporate community and/or the government designed to alter, influence and even impair your...
View Articledowndy ocean
Baltimore colloquialism referencing where one has gone or is going on their vacation; "down at the ocean", or rather, Ocean City, Maryland; the traditional getaway for Marylanders, particularly...
View ArticleThe Circuit
A place in or near a town or city for teens and tweens to drive their cars, cruise for chicks or guys and to generally see and be seen on weekends. When I was a kid in the 50's the chicks at the...
View Articlefight capades
1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl. Fan 1: "Did you watch...
View Articlekeep it on the up
1) Doing what society expects of you; being a proper ciizen; acting properly. Using socially acceptable behavior. Another way to say "walk the straight and narrow path"; being a "proper"citizen;...
View Articlemeet and greet
Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid. The National Protological Association...
View ArticleOtter Pop sores
The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop. Girl: Ugh! What's the matter with your mouth? Is that Herpes or...
View Articlebar equity
The amount of time and money a guy spends on trying to hook up with a girl at a bar or night club. Example 1: Dude1: How'd it go last night? Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into...
View Articleparde
In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.Pronounced: PAR'day.For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation Yo, parde! What's up?
View Articlebubble burst
1) When something has been going exceeding well only to then run its inevitable course and either decline or fail altogether; a market correction.2) a term adopted in business to describe an event...
View Articlemarket correction
A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word...
View Articleleft and right
A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot. I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.Last night there were hotties in the club...
View ArticleGod's Vagina
A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are...
View Articlehurtin
A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with. 1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man,...
View Articlecalled up
Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed. Pete, it looks like...
View Articletwagedy
1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention...
View Articledeja view
Turning on a TV show that you don't usually watch and yet somehow, inexplicably, always managing to see the same rerun episode. Roommate 1: Unbelieveable! Whenever I settle on watching "Medium" I...
View Articleturkey coma
The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this...
View Articledick mission
Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time. Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you...
View Articlebollocks
(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of...
View Articlegridirony
When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver. (watching the game on TV) C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping...
View Articlenook smart
A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid. a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr....
View ArticleTrumpadour
1) Donald Trump's hairstyle. 2) Any awkward looking hair style or hairline that defies logic and or good taste. Bill: Damn! You get a new "do"?Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?Bill: Not with...
View ArticleBeached White Male
Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class....
View Articlesheenis
A penis with cocaine sprinkled on it ala Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go...
View Articlenasty ass
Someone who is foul and disgusting in appearance, attitude, speech and/or deed even by ghetto standards. Darnelle: I got busy with dis bitch last night, Yo! She did everything! She pissed on me, threw...
View ArticleI'm on that weird part of youtube again
A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity. From...
View Articlefull sail no wind
Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc. Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and...
View Articlebrain drain
When an organization or community is doing poorly enough that its smartest people, seeing the writing on the wall, leave for better opportunities elsewhere. This is common in business and other...
View ArticleMuslim Rage
From an ill advised Newsweek cover from the on the Sept. 24th, 2012 issue for featuring of picture (two angry muslim men), the subject (free-speech), and the title (Muslim Rage). Newsweek's...
View ArticleRomnesia
A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still...
View ArticleBig Data
Modern day version of Big Brother. Online searches, store purchases, Facebook posts, Tweets or Foursquare check-ins, cell phone usage, etc. is creating a flood of data that, when organized and...
View Articlerat in a maze
1) A pejorative for a human test subject.2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an...
View Articleit might have been
The saddest words of tongue and pen... "For of all sad words of tongue or pen,The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856Now go look it up, bitches.
View Articletangle
The act of OR pertaining to sexual relations. Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?
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